Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect….. .
so why practice?
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If […]
Just because no one has been fortunate enough to realize what a gold mine you are, doesn’t mean you shine any less.
Just because no one has been smart enough to figure out that you can’t be topped, doesn’t stop you from being the best.
Just because no one has […]
Forwarded Email, very nice!
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he’s truly
hers, he doesn’t need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you
hadn’t.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a
time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women […]
One day Satan and Jesus were having a
conversation.
Satan had just departed
from the Garden of Eden, and he was
gloating and boasting.
“Yes, sir, I just caught
a World full of people down there. I
set me a trap and used a little bait.
I knew they couldn’t resist. Got ‘em
all!”
“What are you going to
do with them?” Jesus asked.
Satan replied, “Oh, […]
Facts …
Chewing on a gum while cutting onions can help a person stop producing tears.
Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time.
Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people […]
