From Neste
One day Satan and Jesus were having a
conversation.
Satan had just departed
from the Garden of Eden, and he was
gloating and boasting.
“Yes, sir, I just caught
a World full of people down there. I
set me a trap and used a little bait.
I knew they couldn’t resist. Got ‘em
all!”
“What are you going to
do with them?” Jesus asked.
Satan replied, “Oh, I’m
gonna have fun! I’m gonna teach them
how to marry and divorce each other,
how to hate and abuse each other, how
to drink and smoke and curse. I’m
gonna teach them how to invent guns
and bombs and kill each other. I’m
really gonna have fun!”
“And what will you do
when you get done with them?” Jesus
asked.
“Oh, I’ll kill ‘em,”
Satan glared proudly.
“How much do you want
for them?” Jesus asked
“Oh, you don’t want
those people. They ain’t no good. See,
you’ll take them and they’ll just hate
you. They’ll spit on you, curse you
then kill you. You don’t want those
people!!”
“How much?” He asked
again.
Satan looked at Jesus
and sneered, “All your blood, tears,
and your life.”
Jesus said without
hesitation, “DONE!”
Then He paid the price.
- Isn’t it funny how
simple it is for people to trash God
and then wonder why the World’s going
to Hell?
- Isn’t it funny how
someone can say “I believe in God” but
still follow Satan?
- Isn’t it funny how you
can repost a thousand jokes through
bulletins and they spread like
wildfire, but when you start sending
bulletins regarding the Lord, people
think twice about sharing?
- Isn’t it funny how I
can be more worried about what other
people think of me than what God
thinks of me.
