All In A Day’s Work (The Bitch In Me Ranting)

 

I’m working as an agent (customer service representative) for a tycoon in the software industry for almost a year now….my first job. Can’t say I dont like it (I love the pay) but the customers, we’ll they’re not a very nice lot mind you. Some of them or maybe I should say most are one hell of a racist…” dont want to talk to a monkey like you” well I dont want to talk to you too you ass hole! Halllerrrr….as if I enjoyed talking to him!! Its such a drag especially if you’re talking to bitches and jerks who act as if they knew an ounce about what they’re doing…grrrrr….. jerks who are not qualified to own a computer…when you install windows xp or windows vista your computer must meet with the system requirements otherwise it wont work…how I wish its possible to have system requirements for computer owners…(duh!!)

“How come you dont have support for windows 3.1?! You create a product and you dont stand by it?” Halllerrr….do you understand what the word “obsolete” is? grow with the time dude….

“After these updates were installed I keep getting this adult related pop-up windows, it was not there before your goddamn updates automatically placed themselves on my pc…” yeah right tell that to your dogs dude…

“Why the hell can’t I install my vista on my laptop? I only have it installed on my desktop, you sell out products that are very expensive and they’re not functioning properly and now YOU’RE telling me that I have to pay to get it fix?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOU’RE BLOODY MIND?! GET ME YOUR SUPERVISOR!!!!” – uhmmm….ma’am if only you read the licensing agreement for your software when you installed it you would have known that you can only install your software on one pc…

“I’m having problems with my win xp pro blaah blaah am using this and that in installing it on my blaah blaah hard drive”. – sir installation of win xp on a blaah blaah machine is not supported here. “What?! blaah blaah said they do not support it and now you’re saying you dont support it either?! Why’d you keep on pointing fingers at each other?!! Get me your supervisor!!!! – hallerrr…who in the first place told you to install that on your blaah blaah machine?

~ All in a days work, should have noted them all down, occupy several pages I guess. Its not all bad everyday, quite the contrary I do get customers who are really nice…makes my day bright to get calls like that…but then life’s not perfect ~

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